Saturday, May 16, 2015
Friday, May 15, 2015
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Thursday, April 9, 2015
Behind him a woman stood, fuming. The man had removed her still damp clothes from the dryer and replaced them with his own.
The dryer spun, articles of clothing now stained red making brief appearances in the round window before tumbling out of sight, providing occasional glimpses of the man’s wide-eyed severed head.
Saturday, March 21, 2015
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Don’t Forget to Floss
The dental hygienist frowned.
“Dr. Miller won't be happy about those gums.”
Roger Antwerp spit blood into the bowl and turned to speak, but the hygienist was gone.
The dentist came into the room and probed Roger’s mouth. Above his mask, his eyebrows formed a bushy “V” of disapproval.
“Mrs. Antwerp,” he said, “would you and your daughter come in, please?”
Roger’s wife and 9 year-old daughter appeared. Dr. Miller pulled a pistol out of his lab coat and shot them. They collapsed in two crimson heaps.
“They bleed,” the dentist explained, “because you don’t floss.”