Catch and Release
Two teens stood on a pier, fishing.
“Got one!” The younger boy reeled in a tiny sea bass.
“Too small,” said his friend. “Throw it back. Tournament rules.”
The boy knelt to drop the fish back into the water.
At that instant a Great White shark leapt out of the water and swallowed the boy whole. A moment later the shark spit the boy’s mangled body back onto the pier.
A Hammerhead shark swam up to the Great White, shaking its head.
“Doesn’t count. It’s got to be able to stand up and walk away. Tournament rules.”
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